Here is a good one... bear with me on this. This was comedy hour at dinner between Grandma and #1.
Gma: Knock knock.
#1: Who's there?
Gma: Banana
#1: Banana Who?
Gma: Knock knock.
#1: Who's there?
Gma: Banana
#1: Banana Who?
Gma: Knock knock.
#1: Who's there?
Gma: Banana
#1: Banana Who?
Gma: Knock knock.
#1: Who's there?
Gma: Orange
#1: Orange Who?
Gma: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
yeah, I typed the fricken thing. And now for #1's reply...
#1: Knock knock.
Gma: Who's there?
#1: Orange
Gma: Orange Who?
#1: Knock knock.
Gma: Who's there?
#1: Orange
Gma: Orange Who?
#1: Knock knock.
Gma: Who's there?
#1: Orange
Gma: Orange Who?
#1: Knock knock.
Gma: Who's there?
#1: Banana
Gma: Banana Who?
Banana, I just got tired of saying orange.
Good night ladies and gentlemen!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Time with the boy...
I watched some history channel this evening with #1. Christ that kid is smart but cannot stop talking during my educational shows. It was about the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. We talked about volcanoes and mudslides and earthquakes. At least I talked about it. he liked the flowers that have bloomed since the eruption.
I don't know how to put this. I may be losing my mind slightly. I, forgot to put underwear on the young one this morning. He did not say a word, went to school and did not tell anyone. He came out of class and gave me a big hug, I looked down and he had a tiny plummer crack showing. I went to pull them up and saw he had no grunderpants on. I asked his teacher if he had an accident. She said he did not. I have no idea what the hell I was thinking this morning but I have no clue how I could miss that one.
I meet with the mechanic today. He took a look at the money pit of a Kia. He let me know we will need a new transfer case... and four new tires. All wheel drive vehicles require all tires to be exact pressure, wear and astrological sign. If we sell it we will still need to fix it. We could get away with not replacing the tires but by this time we have balanced the house against the success of the car. Dare I say we might as well keep it, what else could go wrong? I will start looking for parts.
Lost was good, it should be a good season but it will be good to see the end. Too many years of questions reminds me of puberty. It was good to see that end too.
I don't know how to put this. I may be losing my mind slightly. I, forgot to put underwear on the young one this morning. He did not say a word, went to school and did not tell anyone. He came out of class and gave me a big hug, I looked down and he had a tiny plummer crack showing. I went to pull them up and saw he had no grunderpants on. I asked his teacher if he had an accident. She said he did not. I have no idea what the hell I was thinking this morning but I have no clue how I could miss that one.
I meet with the mechanic today. He took a look at the money pit of a Kia. He let me know we will need a new transfer case... and four new tires. All wheel drive vehicles require all tires to be exact pressure, wear and astrological sign. If we sell it we will still need to fix it. We could get away with not replacing the tires but by this time we have balanced the house against the success of the car. Dare I say we might as well keep it, what else could go wrong? I will start looking for parts.
Lost was good, it should be a good season but it will be good to see the end. Too many years of questions reminds me of puberty. It was good to see that end too.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Car ride home
I think it finally stopped snowing. I will have to shovel tomorrow. shitters.
On the way home, #1 asked if it would be funny if a beep-beep jeep was in 3d. Without going into much detail, I told him everything was in 3d. That was the beginning of a long conversation. #2 kept yelling out things he saw outside and asking if they were in 3d.
#2: Sign!
me: yep.
#2: I got it right!!
#2: tree!
me: yep.
#2: I got it right!!
He caught me off guard with...
#2: Black!
me: well, bud, black is a color and you don't see it that way.
looking outside, confused because it was night...
#2: I can see it out there.
I had nothing.
I read your card, thank you. We miss you and love you very much.
On the way home, #1 asked if it would be funny if a beep-beep jeep was in 3d. Without going into much detail, I told him everything was in 3d. That was the beginning of a long conversation. #2 kept yelling out things he saw outside and asking if they were in 3d.
#2: Sign!
me: yep.
#2: I got it right!!
#2: tree!
me: yep.
#2: I got it right!!
He caught me off guard with...
#2: Black!
me: well, bud, black is a color and you don't see it that way.
looking outside, confused because it was night...
#2: I can see it out there.
I had nothing.
I read your card, thank you. We miss you and love you very much.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Mushi Mushi
Hello, and welcome to my blog. I will try and remember all the days events to pass on to you all.
I worked then I came home. crap, this will be hard.
This will be easier when the boys are not fighting about who should eat their yogurt first...maybe.
I worked then I came home. crap, this will be hard.
This will be easier when the boys are not fighting about who should eat their yogurt first...maybe.
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